Leif M. Wright
Author, Journalist, Musician, Programmer, Daddy
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Filed under Bullshit, Comedy, Family, I Was RIGHT!, Parenting Poorly
One of these things is not like the other.

So my wife and I were just at a store with our middle son, Axl. Some dude with huge boobs walked by and I casually said, "Man, that guy has nice tits."
The cashier cracked up and my wife punched me.
"You can't say stuff like that," my wife admonished.
"But he did have nice tits," I protested. "Like, he needed a bra."
The cashier agreed.