July 18, 2017, 1:01 am
I totally have an IMDb page, which means I'm famous, right?
I was in Legends and Lies, the series about the Old West from the now-humiliated Bill O'Reilly on the Fox News Network, which is hilarious, since I'm about as liberal a human as you can come by.
I have also appeared on Dateline NBC, Deadly Devotion on Discovery ID and The Debra Duncan show on CBS. Also, I have made numerous appearances on the Trinity Broadcasting Network, the Inspirational Network and Outlaw Radio.
The point is, I'm so damn famous. Like, Paris Hilton. Only without the sex tape. And the weird little dog. OK. I have a weird little dog. Like five of them.